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We love England! (tea, crumpets, and all that jazz!)

But blimey, we’ve also stumbled into some properly bonkers and maddening moments here that you wouldn’t find anywhere else on the planet. Situations so absurd they make you want to chuck your brolly in frustration or chuckle at the sheer Monty Python-level lunacy of dealing with businesses, government services, or even trying to get a proper pint at the local pub.

When we grumble, the classic British retort online is “if you don’t like it, sod off!”—which, let’s be honest, isn’t exactly the most constructive way to sort things out, is it?

This board is our chance to gather all your tales of woe to prove there’s a peculiar pattern of dodgy service interactions across England, unlike anywhere else in the world.

Hopefully, by rounding up these stories, England can take a gander at them as feedback and spruce things up for foreigners and locals alike—because nobody wants to queue for eternity just to get a soggy sarnie.

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Update: We’ll be passing the juiciest stories and gripes to MPs, so your voice will be heard louder than a foghorn at a footy match!

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the decline of West Bromwich High Street

Im writing this with a very heavy heart but something has to change. Ive been noticing the decline of West Bromwich High Street for a number of years. It seems that everything that Sandwell council do accelerates the decline. Every penny spent makes it worse rather than better. £4.6m spent on the indoor market and its an embarrassment. The design is rubbish and so is the interior. The "new" high st stalls are a pain to traders - the glass roof makes the place unbearable during hot days. The "play area" in the middle of the high st looks like its been there since the 70s and is not fit for purpose. Who makes the decisions and why are we still allowing this!? How can so many countries around Europe manage to build beautiful and modern structures and we get a slap in the face, for £4.6million! We need to take action. Please comment if youd like to get involved. We need an action group to start pushing the MPs and councillors to do the right thing and stop wasting our money. Im sick of whats happening! Originally posted on Nextdoor: https://nextdoor.co.uk/p/Sm8g7tNR8ctB?utm_source=share&extras=MTc1OTIyMDU4NjQ0NjU%3D&ne_link_preview_links=&utm_campaign=1760445377061&share_action_id=9a52f39f-8ebb-4344-b8c1-6f336b6f0adf

Only in Sandwell

4 months ago

The decline of UK High Streets

I’ve been wandering the high streets of England for years, and it’s breaking my heart to see them crumbling into “ghost towns”. I’m in a town just outside Birmingham. It used to be a buzzing spot with butchers, bakeries, and a lot of shops where you’d bump into half the neighborhood on a Saturday. It seems that most of the shops are now closed with no plans of re-opening. The only businesses to survive are vape shops, barbers, and the occasional pound store and/or a pound bakery clinging on for dear life. There’s loads of ‘to let’ shops in the area but the lease cost, utilities and business rates amounts make it impossible to survive. Any ideas of what we could do to improve this? IMO councils should give tax breaks to small businesses even when they rent properties with value over the Small Business Rates Relief.

Only in England

9 months ago